The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.

That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…

🦀 🦀 🦀

Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

100% it is antiquated technology.

Wristwatches are just jewelry at this point tbh. They’ve been rendered completely redundant by cell phones. The only people under 60 who wear them are doing so as a fashion statement.

I’m sure a lot of wristwatch stans will downvote me but I don’t care I’m still right

Shhhh if you say it like that people’s heads will explode

Literally all I want is for my government to manage capitalism instead of capitalism managing my government.

I am certain that Elon will try to co-opt Trump’s cult following and be his political successor when Trump finally kicks the bucket, and that legitimately terrifies me. Elon will run for pres in the next 20 years I’d bet on it.

Here let me try to solve all of it’s issues:

1. Get rid of the vacuum idea to reduce complexity and points of failure.

2. Move track above ground to reduce manufacture/maintenance costs.

3. Make the “pods” longer and chain multiple pods together to increase efficiency.

Wait a minute… 🤔 🚉

Elon has all but admitted that the hyperloop was just a distraction to derail California’s public rail plans, and now that that ship has sailed he doesnt give a shit about hyperloop anymore. The Hyperloop concept is literally just a tool that Elon uses to prevent development of public transport in California so that people will buy more teslas instead.

x / sqrt(x) = sqrt(x)

Damn who would’ve thought?