love how the article is so corpo that they have to clarify it’s not the whole warranty that expired

as if any of that shit is real and not a scam

ars technica 🙄

Ars Technica would die of an aneurysm if it stopped posting about generative AI for even 30 seconds

as they’re the authority on tech, and all they write about is shitty generative AI from 2017, that means shitty generative AI from 2017 is the only tech worth writing about

Venom’s 1up in Maximum Carnage

look who’s trying to score points

maybe he thinks the Scarlet Pimpernel will save him if he seems like one of the good ones

no i’m pretty sure when next I meme on his fashie ass, perhaps i will sample posts, but i don’t get paid for this like he does