Upgrade your Jitterbug, mate. Looks fine from here.

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

Sounds kind of like Fire Watch in space, I’ll have to check it out. Cheers!

Aardwolf by chance? That was my jam daily for a couple years.

I don’t think I ever got anywhere in that game, I just spent the whole weekend rental tazing poor unfortunate bros…

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

I’m guessing anyone patronizing a pub that is crawling with cats has already been exposed to toxoplasmosis, to be fair.

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.

I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Pixel-Stained_Technopeasant_Day

I’d get down on some of Edgar’s Fromunda cheese.

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Lookit’ this French Roof, over here, c’rectin’ people’s grammer…

That’s when something you say makes the white hardhats briefly uncomfortable.

They did it all for the nookie.

LGR did a great video on crazy expansion slot PC accessories. One of them was a pull out ashtray with a push plug lighter like cars used to have. https://youtu.be/_ErL39wqO-c?si=zWyVR6m_LqE6SBE0