alaphic

“They’re saying: we don’t care about your feelings for our chatbot and you should not have had them in the first place.”

It’s a bit eerie, honestly, watching someone so very close to getting it and yet so very far away at the exact same time…

plus more.

Like… what? You can’t just say that like that and then not at least characterize the ‘more’ in some fashion…

Maybe the internet truly is… No Country for Old Men…

… The Aristocrats!

(If anyone gets this reference I’ll be what scientists are calling “fucking surprised”)

ba dum tss

And only… checks calendar what, like 5 - 7 years after they were a thing? Great work guys, way to stay ahead of things

Ah, finally! A man after my own heart 🥲

Also i dislike the implications and at what directions fun is beeing made.

… I’m sorry, but what in the actual incoherence is that even supposed to mean?

¿Por que no los dos?

If so, that only makes your comment all the more puzzling, honestly

Are you familiar with the term ‘tongue in cheek’? Or ‘hyperbole’? Cuz - I’m just sayin- I really doubt that even the yellow-est of rags would expect people to believe that we’re only a “bite my shiny metal ass” away from triggering a T2 style ‘Judgement Day’… I’d say it’s simply far more likely they were simply being facetious.

Now if it was NewsMax, on the other hand…

Law & Order: Thought Police

(And then you hear that sound effect from the show)

Statistical Possibility OP Is A Straight, White Male : 96.7198%

there are mechanical releases on the inside, but if you use them you risk breaking the windows

Wait, what? Sorry, I’m not fancy enough to have any experience with these things, so I’m struggling to picture how exactly this would work… lol

Do keep in mind, though: If you’re up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician… Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess?

Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn’t really look up to you, it’s just pretending

When you’ve still in alpha 2(ish) decades and a cool BILLION dollars later, I feel like even Kojima is looking at you like ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Hey, hey, hey… That’s fucked up; you can’t just call someone a ‘genocider’ lile thaf…

It’s genocid*-ist*

I’m a bit confused here, not gonna lie - partially by the fact that this has apparently come up enough for you to necessitate a “conventional way” to phrase it, but mostly due to that phrase inexplicably being one of the creepiest sentences I’ve ever goddamn read lol

That’s something I would expect to see on like a list of serial killer pick up lines or one of the last outputs from an insane, rogue AI as it launches all our nukes at each other or something

What if this is the right answer tho, in a roundabout sorta way… It would seem somehow fitting for OP’s scenario to result in some sort of registration request, wouldn’t it? 🤣😂