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OK what’s the name of the file? Here’s a random location could you rename the file once more and tell us where to save it in one drive?

Don’t use Windows? Use Linux instead.

Just a thought.

Clippie coming right up!

Google meet Zune!

Shit in old. My kids are less than 10.

In my day you had to turn the knob. I made a geared motor adapter to change the channel remotely. DIY when I was 10.

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

Are you a researcher? Cuz you gotta tell me you are a researcher! Right?

I’m.on Lemmy and mastodon. Anything else is pure sarcasm. I sarcastically browse for TV’s on Amazon. But will I buy? No. All have spyware on them, so no. I wouldn’t touch meta with a 300ft pole.

Or meta because its better? Like getting run over by a small car instead of a bus.

Trigra masapara tubi top top tubi

For the longest time I through those were the words. I barely spoke any English then. The 80’s and 90’s are a slight blur. Please don’t send me to Guantanamo.

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

That’s why I stopped reading the news. Instead I get my news here and I have to interpret what they mean for me locally. Its extremely bullshit. Now orange man has bit into NPR and PBS. When that institution disappears, I won’t have a leg to stand on. I’ll be a mindless robot going to work. Suddenly they come and tag one of my balls with a chip because they said they would but nobody was there to tell us.

Not yet here. Maybe a few more weeks?

And this one too!

https://tube-arts-lettres-sciences-humaines.apps.education.fr/w/kSeDTThEFpsWenUogE2AzJ

This was an interesting watch:

https://diode.zone/w/qNaoh69x1B6J9CsSsXvqUK

That would be hilarious!

It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?