Just you wait…

What? I thought that was the whole point. Incredibly lame.

I’d use them to subtitle everything because i’m deaf

There are some legitimate use cases. I mean as a hard of hearing person I’d love to be able to live caption my daily life (the tech isn’t quite there yet but it’s close). We should be pressuring governments to require visual indicators that they’re recording instead of policing individual users.

Rogue! They often get extra or better content unavailable to other classes like heist quests. Quest For Glory and Oblivion have taught me to always choose rogue classes.

Cunt is a really nasty misogynist slur in the USA and a friendly mild ribbing in the UK and Australia.

Spider bro?!?

If you were to call a woman a bitch would it mean the same? Would you be calling her weak and submissive?

I painted your photo, hope you don’t mind!!

Thank you for reminding me about this song. I have no idea why I found it so hysterical as a kid but it still gets a giggle out of me every time. Especially this bit for some reason:

Animals are easy to love, sometimes easier than loving other humans. Ultimately we all just want to connect, I’m glad I did with you today!

My Grey is kind of a dummy (or maybe just too smart to perform for my approval) but I love her anyway. She’s the sweetest and loves just hanging out on my shoulder.

I had a Blue Fronted years ago, he was the best boy ever. He was an amazing singer and mimic and loved to cuddle. Thanks for taking in birds that need homes!!

He’s a green cheeked conure. I also have an African Grey who doesn’t like to be smooched. What kind do you have?

Good point! Domesticated animals also tend towards neotany - we literally genetically select for them to be baby.

I kiss my parrot because it is a cultural ritual we have built together. I make smoochy noises at him and he mimics them back to me because he wants to communicate. I kiss his little beak and he supposes this is a thing I must like doing so he starts doing it back. It makes me smile and make happy noises, which he recognizes. Now we have a fun thing we do that means we’re buddies. He trains me to offer up my nose for him to smooch if he makes a specific little whispery sound. His only reward is the opportunity to boop me on the nose with his beak but he evidently finds this incredibly amusing and will occasionally whisper at me relentlessly until I give in. He will let me smooch the back of his head at nighttime because it means he gets to stay up later. His feathers are soft and he smells nice so I like it too.

TIL. Nature is amazing.

Pretty sure he did

Beautiful!

The True Blood theme is an absolute banger