Cunts*

Do you lick your paw at us, sir?

Chawnker.

Could have afforded more secure code if anyone had bothered to buy WinRAR instead of clicking through the nag screen every time.

Consumed with murderous, adorable rage.

Cinch down a tourniquet on the petting arm before falling for this trap to keep the furniture and carpet clean.

But why male models?

Buns descending a staircase.

If her vocalizations seem strained, she might be a little hoarse.

Perfect timing, I’ll have to print out a copy of this article for the court as part of my defense in an upcoming case where it’s relevant.

Sneak in at night and give him a hair transplant.

Couldn’t think of what else to say, guy was obviously stumped.

Good thing they didn’t go to court, she’d probably get tossed into jail for contempt once they try to swear her in.

100% passport rate but nobody ever wants to leave Best Korea (according to a DPRK spokesperson).

That’s a dog I’d like to have with me if we washed up on an uninhabited island. Lash together logs for a raft, sit down on top and let those sails on the sides of his head carry us away in search of civilization.

What does the sidebar for this community say in your app?

It’d be a funny reason to kick off the rest of WWIII if the radio execs decided to fix their inaccurate broadcast another way and frame the Russians.

Maybe Selleck did it to pin it on the fraudster as an extra punishment for impersonation.

Give him human-like speech but all he can say is stuff like “bark”, “woof”, “ruff”. Understands a handful of our languages though.

With great shame and immediate regret.