You need to watch black adder

I do a fair bit of freelance and also access a lot of client networks remotely or using their hardware. I have my own licence for ms365 as well on my own hardware.

Teams just doesn’t know what the fuck it’s doing. It holds on to old accounts from years ago but doesn’t recall my own, active account. It behaves in the app sometimes but a lot of the time the browser option is the only viable way. It can’t work out that I have a webcam most of the time.

Almost all meetings I have begin with me being 2-3 minutes late and messaging them that teams is being a fuck. And they all laugh knowingly, because everyone literally expects it.

It is the buggiest most unpredictable piece of shit that I have to use almost daily, and almost exclusively with government clients who often have their own weird on prem custom version. I hate it with every atom in my body.

I’ve never seen it. Was it any good?

Yep, that’s exactly how it works. They’re douchebags but this is how TMs work.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/65c75514-7e1b-47fa-aadd-2fb4162a54db#J4cFGTB0.copy

Everything except the Grindr one. Endangering people is never cool.

I’m the same. Like I like plane food. Because, whatever man, someone brought me a little parcel of food to eat. I’m stoked.

I don’t have a broad Australian accent if that helps. Think Cate Blanchett or Margot Robbie, not Steve Irwin.

People usually assume I’m a bloke based on the way I write, but I’m just Australian.

YKK zips. On anything I’ve ever owned, they don’t break. And I find that more durable clothing brands will use YKK zips.

Overworked janitor who wanted to reduce the number of bathrooms they had to clean

I mean, yes. But fbk messenger is the quickest and safest way for me to get some local random to come pick up a bird bath I don’t want.

Sounds like it was a specialist surgery that Norway’s smaller population doesn’t accommodate. Hardly an indication that other countries are flocking to the US for their on demand healthcare.

‘so weird, my permissions were fine before and now they’re gone? Can you give me access again? Ah fuck, all my work didn’t save either… Gonna need another week.’

From my exp, it’s asking for validation that what’s happening is expected. Also, sometimes the next step is not to click OK as another process may need to happen first.

I’m all good with people asking questions like that. They don’t have any intuition about what you’re showing them, so they’re hesitant to make assumptions and that’s ok.

I reckon the censored version is funnier. His expression with the pie is perfect