I personally like “Men v2.0”

Boots with the purr 😻

I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!

Those ones we just refuse to acknowledge, corporations pay through the nose for attention, so don’t give it to them

NTBDBIWDFTA

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Cute! XD

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

Pokemon

Be sure to have it scanned for a chip!

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/style/rawdog-flights-term.html

He got them Hezbollah earbuds

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

I get that feeling, I have a long-haired orange cat and we constantly have to cut mats out of his armpits XD

My guess is that he was very badly matted, so they shaved him at the beginning of “fat camp”

Really obese cats can’t groom themselves well enough, so they get really bad fur mats (especially long-haired cats)

Given what he does with just a utility belt, I’d be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!

He’s so darn proud of his cowboy son 😭

Least convoluted factorio seablock recipe

I love how my app automatically cropped the image to just say “ono” XD

Like yeah, “oh no” is right