Goddamn it Rick you swindler

Do we at least get cool cyborg bodies that last longer and cool advanced tech?

Arcane? Fae?

Multiple displays are the reason I’m still hanging onto my intel iMac and will flash it with T2 chip Linux as soon as it stops getting updates. I can not wrap my mind around why Apple would limit the number of displays to so few

I’d love something the size of a 90s S10

I’m kinda in line with you, but I have noticed that there are more days and even weeks if I’m busy where I never look at Lemmy. I don’t think I went a full day without Reddit unless I specifically decided to for like a trip with an SO or family

Well we are already like 8% plastic

Sha sha!

Could they have at least waited for the boomers to go first, they’ll never give up power now

Valve might stand alone

Sam Fisher for the US? I call bullshit

This has never happened to me across a wide variety of shits

I’ve used a bidet for a decade and the only reason I have to wipe is to dry off

College Football 25, I’m good, worst case scenario is getting the best job ever, fired college football coach

They do if they take enough ketamine

I’m honestly kinda shocked that hasn’t happened already

You optimist!

I halfway expect him to do the whole speech

Folks need to start naming Prabhakar Raghavan, he’s the mother fucker that fucked up the search side to increase ad revenue, which is what Pacai hired him to do like a good little McKinsey alum