Spider-Ham’s origin story:

Peter Porker was born a spider and resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a scientist who invented an atomic-powered hairdryer to revolutionize the hair care industry. After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May accidentally irradiated herself and in a fit of delusion, bit Peter, transforming him into an anthropomorphic pig. Running from the Porker home, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider’s abilities.

Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a irradiated pig…

Source: Wikipedia

Guys I got it.

I want a Green Lantern ring.

ring flys away looking for a worthy holder

Some how this ended up with erectile dysfunction…

Babe, your dad is history teacher. These are my history pants,

It’s okay. That’s the bitch that called the cops, the one with loud ass motherfucking barking dogs.

My coffee shop used to take my own cup and they would fill that up. The pandemic hit and they stopped doing taking reusable cups. After the pandemic, they still aren’t taking cups. This just feels like corpo propaganda.

In the 90s X-Men animated series, there was an episode where there was a city wide mutant attack pushed by the Friends of Humanity. One of the scenes had a guy explaining he just looks different and that he has no real powers. 😢