I thought the band Hopesfall had a terrible name. So I mocked it.

If you didn’t leave when the API pricing went up, everything is your fault.

Do they like creepy paper?

This isn’t Austria.

Unrelated, I’ve been to the church and the cemetery. That cemetery scene in the movie isn’t accurate. There was physically no place to hide.

Now we have to address whether or not a physical piece of land constitutes as being alive. Because you can’t get a Nobel Prize if you are dead.

Not the same word but in the many Filipino dialects, apparently there is no word for hike. All my relatives could only come up with the equivalent for “walk”.

I knew just from the mention of shampoo what video would be referenced.

There is a new (not certain) platform called UpScrolled that people are moving to.

Exactly. My point is they didn’t get that.

Just because he is from Florida does not mean you should ascribe the label. The rest of the country typically views such people as the worst of the worst in society, that should be endlessly mocked.

I have a friend who has a pride colored anthropomorphic plush penis that he lets his cat play with.

The photo was taken mid-licking.

I once contacted EA support over a used copy of the Mass Effect trilogy (the trifold case that held each game). I thought my game had a glitch, which turned out to be a common Xbox One backwards compatibility issue. I kept getting an error telling me I needed the DLC installed for ME1 to play the base game. All I had to do was reinstall the game.

EA Support just said go buy a new copy. I don’t think I could even find it. I didn’t even have the complete packing. They straight up didn’t want to help me.

This reminds me more of the movie Vantage Point.

I have to look after my mom’s three cats for two weeks, which she insists will want to sleep next to me.

Usually they don’t want to be near me.

As someone who has lived in California their entire life, I tell people to call me only if it’s a 6.0 or above.

I am reminded of Sarah Lynn from BoJack Horseman.

It’s already fucked up that he legally gets to call himself a co-founder for simply being on the board.

I saw it at a Scottish Games.

I don’t know. Have you ever watched competitive sheep herding? I wouldn’t want to step in between that dog.