The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Jokes on them, I grew up playing “Frontier: Elite II” on an stock Amiga 500. My reactions peak at 0.6FPS! 🎖️

Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

Nicole?

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

Being silently judged by the can before I even get my hand into it 👀

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

Seaman 2, please, Seaman 2 🙏

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

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It’s Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out

Hard no from me