Do super soft yoga in the morning.

When i tell people i do yoga every day before work, they think its MUCH HARDER than it is. I get up, drink a whole glass of water, and sit on my mat. If its cold, i use a space heater. I put on an easy yoga video on YouTube (i love Yoga with Adrienne) and i only do the floor parts lol.

I am in such better shape, i have more energy, I’ve lost weight, my posture & balance are better, and i can self-regulate my emotions a thousand times easier. I am so, so much happier with this simple lil 20mins starting my day.

Everytime i test a battery like this, my wife just shakes her head and reminds me that I’m definitely from Kentucky lol

No, its weird to me as an American too. Its not the fucking wild west here, very few people are catchin stray bullets in family cars lol thats not a real world concern, its security theatrics

Nope, wildly wrong lol

Fancy restaurant tool that became a home appliance.

https://www.fb101.com/sous-vide-growth-in-the-restaurant-industry/

Plus they are about 20x cheaper to cook with than an oven in terms of energy efficiency

Yesss penny & brain fan club

doesn’t have the mental fortitude to live in reality.

Perfectly said

And if anyone wants to know, you’re right in the middle of it just when they happen to ask