How dare you remind me of how poorly I eat 😡

It tastes like it smells 😉

Focusing on things you hate leads to noticing more of the thing you hate. Sounds miserable.

The war against people who have truely represented the spirit of the United States can finally end. (/s)

He only failed if the publicly stated purpose was the goal 🤷‍♂️

My library has free access, as do any number of local business and location. And I once lived in a building that bundled internet/TV service for every resident.

OK, hear me out, let’s start a patent troll corp. and file for all the enshittification ideas ahead of the studio owners.

Well-read atheists have more credibility

At least the people are nice

I also learned I meet hEDS criteria, hypermobile joints needed more care than I was giving them, was having too much dopamine from chasing weight numbers. Hopefully I can at least be a cautionary tale.

Some of my biggest back pains are from going to the gym! 😉

My newly set expectations are once again subverted!

I really don’t think the Mooninites will see it coming, so war should be over in a week or two. I’m willing to back a nuclear bombardment of the Moon, if it will ensure that I can still watch football this weekend.

I thought Station Eleven was pretty good about it, small vehicles / motorcycles for a while, then bicycles and horses + wagons, plus a lot of walking. That was a wildly different scenario though (99.9% of the population poofed in a few day period), so there were a ton of abandoned resources for any survivors.