Mayor Poopington

You get used to it pretty quickly

Probably because most people don’t speak Ukrainian

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

Menards are stuck to methighs

You must be fun at parties

Is anyone on fortnite old enough to vote?

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Tbf, we get tons of practice. Ever seen a toddler feed themselves? Food goes everywhere but their mouth.

Welcome to Costco, I love you

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

I wouldn’t worry too much, they already know

tell me more about this brain penis

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

Damn. I had really hoped my grandchildren would get to play Star Citizen in their lives.

Regular glass just tastes like blood

Same as razor blades

Mmmm cheese flavored glass

Your mouse would be more accurate if you weren’t using it on top of the keyboard

its a dumb fucking take. Glad to see the CEOs pushback. Unfortunately, the people who follow that asshole arent going to care about the responses.

I’m not a big fan of the fentanyl either