When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all

Definitely Futurama quote most likely word-to-word correct

You have a collect call from: daddy fine Nebraska cornfields Chris garbage hang up

Shouldn’t sports have categories based on abilities? I see people be like “trans women are stronger than cis women cause, idk, testosterone or something” and I just think, y’know, if that’s a problem, why aren’t categories based on strength or abilities or whatever?

It’s not stealing if you give it back afterwards