madjo

Wow such asexual-phobia! (/s but only a little) Not everyone is “horny”.

I’m sorry, I don’t know what that means

My money is on the elephant!

Except they were kinda wrong. “Vader” is father in Dutch, not German.

You’re right, I don’t know why I thought it was Ford 😅

Ford Multipla drivers can finally point and laugh at another vehicle owner.

Dutch tech news site Tweakers.net kept saying that it was too hard… *head desk*

If you had dreamt so vividly that you were 80-ish years old, and then immediately after waking up you look in the mirror and see a 40-ish year old looking back at you. For a short time you can’t comprehend what you’re seeing.

Ducking heck! 😄

Boohoo, Denuvo, cry me a fudging river!

Had a similar dream like that. But in my dream I think I died?

So like your dream, mine was hyper vivid too.

Met a girl, we dated, we got married, even had a couple of kids. And then at some point we celebrated our wedding anniversary with a big party. Our kids and grand kids were there. It was an amazing feast. And we go to bed happy, I kiss her good night and tell her how lucky I am, and then I startled myself awake and I find myself alone in bed in my darkened house.

I figured that she must have gotten up earlier or something, so I go to the bathroom, but I don’t recognise my face in the mirror initially, looks too young and I start to panic. Rush to kitchen, shouting her name. But the kitchen is empty too, obviously. She was never real. I mourned that loss for a few days, it really messed me up for a while. Wanting to go back to the dream. But I never saw her again in my dreams.

Scumbag brain.

Darn you, Alexander Graham Bell!

Anything Anbernic makes. Oh wait, no, they’re on a monthly schedule.

Time for the DSA and the DMA to be applied to reddit.

Because those hunks never survived the movie.

Not with that attitude, no… asshole! Unshackle AI companies? I’d rather guillotine them.

And then you go to the website on your phone and you get “Install our handy dandy little app” pop-ups every time you open a new page. If only they wouldn’t do that.

I wish sites that do have PWAs would stop funneling people towards their app.
Especially Patreon, where patronages started using their app would be 30% more expensive for their users than patronages started through their website because of the Apple (and probably Google) tax. Patreon is aware of this tax but keeps advertising their fucking stupid app! You have a Progressive Web App that’s works perfectly! Stop it! Get some help!

I won’t be buying a single Nintendo product then. Fuck 'em.

I’m going to boycott them the same way I’ve boycotted Sony ever since one of their CDs bricked my PC with their stupid rootkit.

You can check out (and delete this song) any time you like, but you can never leave! Muahahaha!