I was wondering if someone was going to point this out. So many memes either overtly or discretely have a “dumb woman doesn’t know computer”. I don’t wanna seem nitpicky but it’s hard not to see it.

Look, Noam isn’t wearing his glasses, he might think he’s talking to Anthony Bourdain

You’re worse than Ted Bundy.

I mean you can tell if it’s ripe or not by pressing against the part where the stem used to be- if there’s a little give, you should be good.

I feel like people who hate Honeydew are like people who hate bananas but only have eaten fully green bananas. Like yea, if you don’t let it ripen it’s gonna suck.

That poor cat is gonna have to hitchhike so far just to get to your front door now!

I would also consider the evolutionary advantage of having pets. Dogs help hunt and herd and cats help with farm pests that could spread disease. It just makes sense that societies that accepted that help and encouraged the symbiotic relationship would fare better than those that didn’t.

Also I hope the news is right: racoons are next on the list. We need to pet the racoons. It’s a matter of national security.

I’d say they’re fine, but if you have some yellow dye it could give a more orange color that I associate with cigs.

Unless you expect yellow lighting then you are genius.

Serial killers just murder hobbyists so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I mean unless you spend thousands of dollars on targeted ads in 2016 but that’s totally different.

Also accepting imperfect allies is huge.

I feel like this is where the debate gets lost in the fog-

Access to abortion isn’t about killing babies. It isn’t about population control. It isn’t about avoiding a christian based moral accountability for having unprotected sex.

It’s about consent and an individuals ownership over their body.

The opposite of a government controlling what a anyone can and cannot do with their body is letting the people have full control to what happens to their body.

In this case both the no abortions and forced abortions camps are on the same side. They are about control.

The enemy of my enemy ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Hot take (?):

It’s fantastic that there is a branch of MAGA who hates the corporate Internet as much as we do.

Or forgotten generation.

But also, yea let’s not forget it really came down to who voted for Reagan. I’m a little tired of the boomer hate because it overlooks some of the okay boomers, and yes, equates “old” with “selfish asshole”.

More of a huge moment of reflection. I wrote a song that night.

were they cruel

were they kind

were they the best years you could find?

Did the guilt

make you collapse

did your heart turn into glass?

Did you stop press play rewind

at the end of 29?

Does the “other” category really just mean blimps? Because I hope it means blimps.

Hey, at least it brought us here. And now that Lemm.ee is going away I’m doing this whole thing again.