Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

Least quixotic lemmy user

Also

Mozilla are bad actors anyway

Ladybird (I really don’t care if the dev sucks)

???

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?