Even apple fan boys don’t use apple maps though

If your employer is making you hand log your hours up to the minute, yeah you’ve got a lot of problems…

I literally had no idea it was supposed to do anything else.

Have you been to a restaurant lately? It’s the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.

But sales man

I wish they would just stop making them.

Never had my wheels stolen

Frequently haven’t been able to change a flat tire because the lock got misplaced.

Spending is better than mending.

I used to know a guy at church who said he didn’t know how to cook and went to the convenience store for every meal.

It was a fairly regular part of our public school education

what flag is that?

good point

Someone should have told Baldwin

That’s actually not a good one. For example if you are at a playground and you see someone left their gun you definatley want to move it somewhere where kids aren’t going to get it. Its up to you if you call the cops.

I found a tazer at a bus stop once and I callled the police. It wasn’t until they got there that I learned it was a tazer (I didn’t want to open the holster it was in for fear of getting my fingerprints on a murder weapon). If I knew it was a tazer I would have just put it in my backpack and owned a tazer.

#AllGunsMatter

because “lesbian porn” is for straight men

If you’re GenX and no one has called you pops before you have lived a Sheltered life

I apologize for my ignorance, how did being a court stenographer affect your enjoyment of this meme?

Either do most men now-a-days.

Lol