Nearly fainted because I thought this was a new “iphone nano” phone, but alas it’s just an insanely overpriced case strap.

This is basically the plot to Alien Earth.

Who asked for this? So much for user led design.

There are privacy preserving biometrics, as well as ways to determine age without breaching privacy or requiring identity, but you’re right none of the big platforms are using those methods.

This is somehow more cringe than when Tim Cook waved the checkered flag at the Austin formula 1 race.

The m4 ultra is going to really make a case for Apple gaming without compromise, you know, except for the actual games :(

This is cool but what I really want are rollable screen phones like from Earth Final Conflict.

Wonder Showzen had some wild segments but was easily one of the most subversive shows on television.