Bigot Burger
A car stopped in front of their home – the same one they’d had for the past 30 years
So, he arrived in the car they’ve had since he disappeared…
The car allegedly raced off before anyone had a chance to question the driver,
… and then someone stole it???
Edit: Ohhhh, it’s the same home they had when he disappeared. 🤦
Don’t take it so literally. It’s got good alliteration and rolls of the tongue.