That’s why the cat is smug. It knows you know this.

she could have not floored it into a lake, but maybe I’m the only person that doesn’t go balls out when they’re backing out of a spot.

The P in Prod stands for “It’ll be Pfine”

That guy was definitely a time traveler.

It’s true, one does not simply log into Mordor.

A gravid clown, a grave situation.

This post is like drinking a French Malbec after it’s been used to deglaze a burnt pan, I love it.

they can keep my 42 cents and just stop their shit