maga becomes increasingly racist and bbc instantly drops down the rankings. coincidence?

if the usa trotted down this path, their app would pay homage to the tansprayed president and be called MaxDonald. there would be an oversized version dubbed the Big Max. they would even target e-readers with the MaxBook Pro.

ironically, the helm is the one piece of kit she isn’t wearing.

after 200 years, the house finally lives up to its name.

they would have protested sooner, but they’d used Teams to coordinate and ran into a truckload of technical hitches.

that’s going to result in an extremely painful and extremely satisfying poo.

that’s not a harbinger of doom, yet.

when they ask people to use less water in their tea—that’s when one needs to stockpile toilet rolls.

i’m upvoting this comment from my internet enabled toaster.

Vaulted mixes the waste, including everything from biosolids and manure to food scraps, into a sludgy cocktail, then injects it into deep geological formations sealed off from the surface.

we’re literally turning our world into a shit sandwich.

but the comic would have been so much funnier if they had followed these simple principles of inertia!

there could have been a whole row of panels showing the kicker inching towards the kickee. and the silent scream is so much better personified with the kickee floating away out od the panels.

it’s like the reek-reek-reek loading of the next camera exposure in shaun of the dead when the protagonists encounter their first zombie. it’s a minor detail but it adds so much more to the scene. it’s that pinch of spice that completely transforms the dish.

but, hey, i guess a lot of people do prefer the blander foods. so let’s just chalk this up to creative differences.

from where in frictionless space did the port astronaut get the momentum to move forward for the kick? how did this person then return to their original position (their airhose has folded back over in panel 3)

and why hasn’t the starboard astronaut floated out through stage left with the momentum of that kick?

asking this is like asking whether there is a single gym routine that works out all muscles of the body.

there isn’t. because what strains your pecs is different from what strains your glutes. that’s why we have different routines for different muscle groups.

the brain isn’t a just a simple little box. it has multiple functions which are triggered by vastly different stimuli. relying on “brain training” apps would be akin to only doing bicep curls every day–sure, your guns will be super but the rest of your body will still remain flabby and weak forever.

android peaked with the pixel 2. then everyone went overboard on bezel-less displays and fast refresh rates and smart assistant services and brought the whole damn thing crashing down.

it shows only after posting the comment, unfortunately in this instance.

i’d say such youtube skimpy try-on haul videos (nsfw).

what even are these?

well that store is located in e-stone-ia.

perhaps that will clear up some of that pesky pixellation.

the core issue is that there is too little road space for the number of cars that ply that route and too much road space for the bikes that are ridden there.

it seems to one that an easier fix would be for more people to give up driving in favour of riding bikes.

graduating is not daunting. not by any stretch. in fact, that’s the point where life peaks. everything after is a steep downhill ride.

yes, ai adoption has turned that downhill run into a cliff. but if someone thinks graduation is even remotely daunting, then they would struggle even in the most non-ai of worlds.

and their companies are biased against humans in hiring.