He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

Hacker sanctions are finally real.

It’s not that big if you live in a swamp and your roommate is a donkey.

Dude had some weird body proportions.

Dat ass

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

They have it better than these poor gents

I am becoming more annoyed by young liberals as I get older but I’m sure as shit not turning GOP conservative.

It’s almost like the Oligarchs of the world are all on the same team.

. . . that’s because we’ve been using these images to train AI for years?

Wow you have very forgiving traffic laws where you’re from. $190 for rolling through a stop sign here.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Not in the fleshy sense but they could be decommissioned and then dissected and reverse engineered.

My guess would be not well. Their military technology doesn’t seem to be anywhere near the equal of the Borg’s. They would probably seek an alliance initially.

Only when used in a <insert captain’s name here> maneuver.

Uhh, are we talking Rebels or Storm Troopers? I guess a battle of red shirts vs. storm troopers would be pretty epic. The red shirts would probably end up dying of cardiac arrest or something as lasers hit everything but them. You’d think they would have cloned someone with good aim for their elite troops.

Fair use for tugging it

Not gonna lie my inner child would be delighted to see Brazil shooting down Starlink satellites.