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Work IS for suckers. ❤️

Where in does my post does it say, “WARNING: Sage Advice. To be taken literally. Do not take with snark, sarcasm or facetiousness.”

Relax. You’ll live longer. 🤝

"Abstaining from heavy drinking, eating unhealthy foods, smoking and womanizing may not make you live longer…

…but it’ll sure seem like it."

Recalled as best as possible from unremembered source. 🤷‍♂️ Sosumi

…and then you drop at 57 for something nobody could see coming. 😁 You pick which immunodeficiency, neurodegenerative or oncological problem.

1000 push-ups a day ain’t gonna save you from dementia.

Then again, people are living well into their nineties…but given what I’ve seen, I’m not so sure they feel better, regardless of their exercise regime, past or present.

It’s a wiggly world, friend. 🤝

“Penguins is practically chickens.”

Dark! 🤣

“Your existence offends me.” 🤣🤣🤣

I was thinking, funny as it is, it might have worked better as a one-panel vignette (I don’t know the cartoonist’s usual format, if they always follow this 4-panel square layout) with just panel #4, word balloon included, and the text from panel #1 as a caption.

Yeah, yeah, everyone’s a critic. In any case, it’s pretty funny…but not as funny as your face! 🤡

Bushmiller was a genius of gag.

And sometimes a video game is just a video game.

So…where’s the laughs? 🤷 Where’s the ironic, comedic observation usually present in comic strips? 🤔 Am I being obtuse?

OK, I’ll bite. You got something more substantial than “I read it on the internet” to back that up? One reputable source on your accusation? Not sayin’ you’re lying/wrong, just asking for some verifiable proof.