Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.

The AI ate my homework.

Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.

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So did other stocks. The Dotard flip-flopped on tariffs again.

No wonder they’re begging police departments to buy them.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

He’s the septic skeptic.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>

The way the tissue regenerated was miraculous, wasn’t it? No ragged gaps, no scar tissue…

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire