Greed

“Mother Superior, we’ve discovered a case of syphilis!”

“Oh wonderful! I was getting tired of the Chablis…”

The Fifth Element

Don’t even need to watch it ever again, it just plays on a loop in my mind.

And added a shit ton of emojis to the announcement text. Thought i was on discord for a sec…

Start having fun stop leaking to the press. I specifically ordered it.

Same. Young and stupid, and I already had the Xbox…

Shut up Wesley!

Texas is run by the GOP:

Yeah I just watched that video too…

If you haven’t experienced it on an OLED screen, do yourself a huge favor!

I’m the complete opposite. My family members are judgemental monsters, so it’s super easy for me to ignore the glances and snickers I get when I’m belting out “How it’s done” (done done!) in the backstock room.

And nothing of value was lost

I made a vow in my twenties: Think about how my sperm donor would handle a situation/person and do the exact opposite…

Getting my braces removed.

As a retail worker, yup…

The only thing i truly miss about Reddit was Doom scrolling the raised by narcissists sub

Edit: I just remembered a quote that your reply reminded me of; The axe doesn’t remember every swing, but the tree remembers every cut.

My DNA donors like to insist that they did “so many nice things” for me as a kid… Funny thing though, i only seem to remember the “Dad’s in a bad mood” beatings, the “you don’t need glasses, you’re just being dramatic” gaslighting to keep me blind for my first 17 years.

There’s more, but enough trauma dumping for today

Stellaris is a pretty decent hybrid of a real-time-turn-based game.

Time flows on, but the major math all happens at the end of the month. You can spacebar pause whenever you need, but you don’t have to keep smashing that turn button

Nah

I use an inventory mod on Linux, it’s basically like the “store all junk” option in fo4, it doesn’t store all junk, but it takes a huge weight off.