Hoist the main sales, me maties!

Windows 365 is next

Hoist the sales!

A really really bad joke.

In the teenage boy caught in the hyper masculine world of American highschool? Yes.

In the actualized adult trying to understand myself and the world? Also yes.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Umm… Isn’t that what Amazon does at a global scale?

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

Is this in reference to pdiddy?

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.