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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • Good!

    Remember how Amazon had cities compete to host data centers pre-pan and they were full of shit because they weren’t the economic uplift they promised? It happened. You can find it if you search. I’m old and it’s getting late for me, so you’ll have to find it.

    It’s not a secret. It’s kinda like how that shitty town in Wisconsin (I think?) city council ignored their constituents about a Foxconn factory that doesn’t make the shit they said they’d make. Trump lied about it in his first term. Why bother now, you can just lock up your enemies.

    There was a great podcast ep about it from Reply All before they went out of business for some terrible (allegedly) work practices. The townsfolk were pissed off.



  • I’m gonna tell you about the most successful prank I’ve experienced.

    My work had nice stereo speakers setup on space near the ceiling (weird layout). There was a back door to a tiny parking lot that we probably paid more to have (windows and stuff not available to all offices in a shared space).

    Fucking leaf blowers show up. They’re out there, we can see them. They just won’t stop! About an hour in, my buddy complains that they’re giving him a headache. Someone agrees they should go away. Another of my friends (to this day, that shithead) starts laughing so hard. “I can’t believe nobody noticed!”

    He had set the stereo (hooked to a computer) to a youtube video of leaf blowers. The guys with the leaf blowers had been gone for a long time. None of us figured it out. He’s a good friend and I still hate him for that. I think I’ll slap his baby to get back at him, I’m so mad (still!) (not really, I love him).

    I still laugh with anger at how he duped us so hard.