I can shove mine halfway across the bed and he won’t even get up.

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That is so clever and enterprising. Though it does seem like a lot of work, and you still risk being caught.

My cheating method was foolproof and completely undetectable. See, in the days leading up to the exam, I would look up the answers in the textbook the teacher foolishly provided us at the beginning of the semester. If the answers weren’t there, they’d be in the secret notes I had taken while the teacher was yapping in class days before, clueless they were basically telling us everything that would be on the exam later lol. All I had to do was read those notes the night before, then I could walk in empty-handed and take the exam with no one the wiser that I already knew all the answers!

I have the same question about fried chicken. Why do people eat the chicken and replace it with bones? It costs money to buy the bones. Why not just eat the chicken and not bother replacing it with bones?

He’s definitely not some kind of freak.

That island is between the two Michigan peninsulas. There’s a 4-mile long bridge nearby connecting them.

They were going to put it back before you got home.

Nobody:

OP: “POV:”

So zen. I envy cats’ ability to relax like that.

On the opposite side of the sun, sharing an orbit with Earth, forever hidden from view.

What did you say to her?

Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man. In a factory downtown.

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They probably learned it at one of the elite universities everyone from around the globe comes to the US to attend.

You’d hope. Still, I wouldn’t categorize any of those situations as not putting the pilot in physical peril.

I wasn’t going to until you told me to!

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They may interpret hand pets as grooming too.

There’s a typo in your username.

Now you’re thinking like an airport book author!