Look, Nintendo is bullshit, bullying innocent creators for stupid, paranoid reasons… but c’mon. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

No worries, it’s been a rough week.

Bacon is the title of the daily comic strip this panel comes from. The joke is that the cactus on the left has its “arms” (branches?) point up, as most cacti do, and is looking at the cactus on the right with its arms down, and that cactus on the right is explaining that, as a cactus, it doesn’t really have any other way to show how it feels.

I don’t think you’re missing anything, it’s not super-duper funny – just a little silly 😊 .

I can assure you its use is innocent, here.

But after looking up I can understand your concern. It seems to be one of those otherwise innocuous phrases that’s been co-opted by miscreants.

Aww! 🐔 💕

Not totally related, but even though it’s tempting to kick those cube-shaped HP MicroServers across the datacenter, they’re actually a lot more dense than they look.

“I am watching my friend play a game that I like. She is playing it for the first time!”

Ah, the ol’ Elixer/Mega Ether conundrum!

On the contrary: I paint all Americans with the same broad brush.

Fair enough, I’ll change that bit.

If she can manage that. Americans chose Trump, and if I were France, I’d be doing everything possible to remove them from my country.

But it makes sense. America should keep its contagion to itself.

Given Trump’s win, I would encourage every country to catapult every American they can find into the sea.

But that’s what makes dogs so great.

I love dogs. Hearts of gold. Heads of stone.

Oh I agree. This article would be funny if it weren’t so infuriating.

🤔

NGL, I’ve read some stories with unreliable narrators that turned out to be a huge waste of time in the end, too.

Yeah, put on a helmet for heaven’s sake!

Not the end of the world, but probably not the kind of “quality time with the kids” most parents hope for! 😝

I miss Mitch 😢

that’s how furry stuff was invented

*ahem*