Pro: Not yet made cynical by real-world politics, thus motivated by idealism when making laws.

Con: Won’t put down their phone long enough to attend cabinet meetings.

Finally a reasonable explanation why Padme stayed with that loser.

Does this thing want me to click the tip of Obi’s lightsaber? Does that count?

mini mum

Maybe they follow the ancient Egyptian model?

“Now go get me some deathsticks.”

“Let’s try this next place, I heard a friendly fellow named Tingle lives there.”

Hello, JG Ballard, big fan!

“So what is the story of Bloodbrne anyway?”

Me: Look, it’s simple—creates a 3 hour video essay

Well, that piece of equipment is vital for… uh…

Onion Knights, assemble!

Someone’s about to get chocobo-kicked:

LOL, we had that guy, but our local liquor store would sell them under the counter, too!

What’s his YouTube channel? 🫤

Kept you waiting, nya?

Got to check them out at Admiral Akbar’s Jizz Bar.

NGL I sounded like this when I was learning to swear as a kid.

I admit it, I’m out of my depth here.

No worries 😊