I’m crazy. Mark My Words. In 20 years, we’ll have so many microbes capable of consuming plastic people will be bitching about their packages not being able to effectively protect their goods from spoiling. The goldfish has spoken.

It’s because people associate colons with butt holes.

Lay-z-boy might be worth a look. I don’t have a couch but I have several reclining chairs. They’ve all held up well for 10 years and then some.

People that do this are inviting you to join the call. Announce yourself and ask what the caller is wearing.

100 million years! Can it run without funding? I’ll be surprised if it makes it through the next 4.

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won’t cut on unless it’s 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it’s own design.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

This is an exciting discovery! 20 light years away is relatively close, but obviously still out of reach for quite a while.

That movie holds up!

Mom, the quantum resonator is out of phase again!

Just give it two grapes, dear.

SmartTubeNext has been working fairly well for me for like 5 years or something. It’s super easy to side load on a Fire stick.

A few bad actors can undo the work of thousands of hardworking people who care. I genuinely don’t know if the problem is solvable if it requires cooperation of the entire species. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Solve it in 1 step. Just detonate one of those genesis devices.

Definitely underground. The temperature swings would be wild otherwise.