The Microsoft edge browser has a read to me mode

Text to speech vs an actual human professional reading it is like night and day.

What’s a streaming platform?

glances at thepiratebay[dot]org 😎

audiobookbay[dot]is right on the megathread/wiki

I refreshed Tor circuit 3 times, same result.

Using ProtonVPN (paid) have the same result.

I’m not gonna attempt it on my real IP for obvious reasons.

I think its fine either way, it’s not like a .mp3 file has a high malware threat. (But I definitely would not run any .exe .apks from an unsecured connection tho.)

Oh well, the protagonists hit the goons in the head, then spent 10 minutes hacking into the systems, I guess they are all dead.

But don’t worry tho, the actual mastermind will always get spared. 🙃

What about getting zapped by electricity?

Is that a death by eletrocution? Or is that just like getting tazed?

Knocking someone in the head is apparantly equivalent to anesthesia in the media

Lol I saw the https error and I just assumed the site was a dead link.

Why do they not have https? Isn’t Let’s Encrypt free? 🤔

But anyways, I think I found them, its torrenting now.

Thanks!

Schrodinger’s Moral Event Horizon

Its less of an actual advice thing its more like just seeking validation. They were probably gonna do what they planned on doing anyways.

Verdict: PET ME HOOMAN 😿

Wanna go to a place worse than hell? Because that’s how you get to 十八层地狱 (-18th level of Hell)

My brother runs away from the microwave whenever my parents turn it on… 🤣🤦‍♂️

Did I mention he’s vaccine skeptical?

I mean, you could just give your self a limit.

Add a “Iteration 1” to the first message, and the 2nd iteration of you should append the message with “Iteration 2” and so on…

If you still get warned of death in Iteration 500, then maybe then you can give up.

At least try to survive for a few timelines.

“Um… 😅”

whispers into phone

“The agents of the (Lemmy) organization have found me, I must prepare to make the ultimate sacrifice. El Psy Congroo”

yeets metal upa out the window

The problem is that I can’t wait for the assassin to make a move in order to learn about them. It’d be a lot easier if I was trying to prevent someone else’s death, but I can’t send a message after my own death, can I?

Quickly program your phone to record a video and send a MMS to yourself if it detects you death.

You set up your phone at a vantage point pointed at you, and just go on live tv, make a scene, wait for the assassin to come. Then they come and kill you, and your phone captures their image, and sends it to your past self. Now you got a face to research.

What’s that? The assassin wore a mask? NOOOOO! 🙃➰️💀

What time travel rules?

Steins;Gate Rules, but without Reading Steiner

No, you get to send unlimited number of messages, but the furthest back is at the beginning of this 7 days. You could send it to day 2, day 3, or even exactly at 12:34 on day 4.

Maybe for a reason you have yet to experience in the future.

Perhaps a future leader?

Pehaps a future criminal?

Who knows 🤷‍♂️

NOOOO! My evil plans are foiled! 😭

Americans xenophobia is just earlier immigrants discriminating against later immigrants. You see this quite common with first generation immigrants, especially those who already got citizenship.

“I crossed the bridge, now let’s burn it!”

🤦‍♂️