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that should get you an achievement or something honestly

I was listening to music yesterday and one of the album covers had a really pretty photo of the artist on it and I really wanted to look like her but I don’t

I listen to a ton of different genres but can only ever find a couple of artists I like per genre. Like I listen to Destroy Boys, Vial, and Cheap Perfume, but I can’t find any other punk artists I like

Minecraft hardcore but I have carbon monoxide poisoning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wow0tjOvxg

the crow’s colorful rock is prettier than a boring diamond anyway, if you’re going to propose to me use that

basically what i did right after making that comment except i used a rubber duck

wait they should make special ones that are like a squeaky toy and squeak when you squeeze them i would get those that would be really funny

I completely forgot about not stanley. I really need to watch those again they’re so good

ok so see the thing is no matter what they’re wearing it isn’t rude to look at people but it is rude to stare at people

Links get lost when someone saves the image, metadata gets lost when someone screenshots the image and often isn’t preserved by the host anyway.

I saw a job application a while ago that asked me to record a video explaining why they should hire me

Here’s an unaltered copy

inflation happened between the beginning of the sentence and the end

hmm, you didn’t remove the signature. i thought you said they were really distracting and ruined the comic? how did you miss this one? could it be that maybe they aren’t?

trans 2.0 just dropped

it took me a second to get it but that’s actually a good joke why are people downvoting you

there sure are a lot of horny comics here lately

The sims maybe?

as someone who isn’t a vegan, this is a stupid comic

People valuing diamonds more than other gems has always seemed so weird to me. If someone is ever proposing to me they had better get something fun and colorful and reasonably priced instead of a boring clear diamond