(Second-oldest person): “If I can hold out a bit longer, then I’ll have years left ahead of me”

This feels like an ad.

The only LUGs I know of meet IRL.

WTF? Is there even one phone that does not have a built-in charge controller? Would a phone survive even one night of continuous charging?

I bet the downvoters don’t get the metaphor.

Focus-fire forward…

Well… I was trying to identify the time that the aliens would come, not that of our demise, but… point taken.

(i.e. “it” was supposed to point to the memory crystal)

…but only one million years into it’s life span the human race is gone and aliens are unwittingly melting them down for raw material.

When branches don’t check out… that’s a problem.

I think there business model is merely a hail-mary shot at super-intelligent AGI. That’s the only thing that sorta makes sense at this point.

I don’t think it would be that far of a stretch to have “consensual sex” include prostitution.

Cat-tainers.

I see a hint of color, so I just know the refresh rate is going to be awful.

EDIT: On second look, I see they also have a black-and-white model.

Maybe we should spell it: D-A-Y-O-F-W-I-N-D ?

I wish I could say that I was surprised, but to those not mired in mathematical sophistry… infinity is the furthest concept from a number… it has no known practical use, renders numerical comparisons and operations meaningless, and destroys all numbers to which it comes into contact. If anything, I would sooner accept that it is an anti-number. :)

Done.

Monday, October 27th, 2025 at 9:16:42 AM GMT-05:00