Finally reading instructions for the TARDIS?

You thought you were in control?

How very black-mirror of them…

Basic information theory.

Don’t “try” to fall asleep (it is involuntary), just make the safe & comfortable feelings so your mind knows it is okay to fall asleep.

Clearly they need to upload more RAM…

Because sometimes I would rather things be slow than blurry, and my workstation monitor is >1080p.

We really need to get past the 1080p barrier. AFAICS there is one economical KVM solution for that, and several costly enterprise kits. Surely the actual hardware cost/difference per-unit would be quite small now?

So is it blessed anime, or holy anime?

How is this NOT the onion…

Henceforth, when walking on a frozen lake or river, one must declare that the floor is lava!

Perhaps you meant to say that ices are crystals?

Email is fundamentally broken, we need to start over.

Just think, someone was the last one to buy a personal license.

Without constant influx of fresh art, AI will devolve into deep-fried absurdist memes. :)

Maybe something to do with vapor pressure?

It looks like the top of a barcode scanner, or 3/4 of a spaceship.

Spared no expense.

iHome

This must unironically be the first “big data”, where it is cheaper to move the computation than the data.