(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

You stupid monkey!

I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Oh fun stuff, in Canada and the USA, the governments actually gave companies hundreds of millions dollars to build fibre optic networks. The companies proceeded to do NOTHING and the governments did nothing about it.

I’d look it up to back up my sources, but my internet connection is so slow. I’d call that irony, IF ONLY I COULD LOOK UP THE DEFINITION

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

For flavour, I recommend that all “regular” animals that normally have sharp-pointed ears now have human-shaped round ones.

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?