slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square144linkfedilinkarrow-up1585arrow-down16
arrow-up1579arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square144linkfedilink
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75·15 days agoGuns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.
minus-squarenot_me@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·15 days agoGuns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 days agoBullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.
minus-squarenot_me@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·15 days agoBullets kill people ,politicians kill people
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agoDepends if you pistol-whip someone to death
minus-squaredracs@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-215 days agoGuns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.
minus-squareCapricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 days agoTriggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 days agoI guess it wasn’t a good dog with a gun.
minus-squareCavemanfreak@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 days agoGuns don’t kill people, nuh uh. I kill people, with guns!
Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.
Guns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people
Bullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.
Bullets kill people ,politicians kill people
Depends if you pistol-whip someone to death
Didn’t work
Guns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.
Triggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.
I guess it wasn’t a good dog with a gun.
Guns don’t kill people, nuh uh. I kill people, with guns!
Username knows.