Cat, trapped inside: How dare you lock me in here!
Cat, trapped outside: How dare you lock me out here!
Cat: how dare you!
Is that why cats want to be there whenever you’re using the bathroom? They’re doing their duty of protecting you
This is unironically the case. Cats consider you part of the pack and want to be on the lookout when you’re in a vulnerable position. If they’ve bonded with you, at least.
My cat just wants to drink from the sink and gets pissed if I don’t turn it on
As a part of his pack, it’s your responsibility to ensure he’s well hydrated
Yeah that’s why she has a bowl filled with fresh filtered water. This cat spends all night scrapping with street cats then demands that tap water straight out the streets. None of that bitch ass frufru filtered water.
Have you tried a fountain? My male cat drinks a lot more with it.
Our female cat prefers a large bowl though. So there’s no rhyme or reason to what cats like.
This is ridiculous. How are you going to defend your back from ghosts while holding a cat with two hands? Obviously you need two cats.
Secure one to the front of your body and one to the back of your body with straps. Maybe one in each side for good measure. Cat helmet? Cat helmet.
There was a “troll science” about surviving a fall that involved doing this.
You need four for each cardinal direction.
The cat didn’t sign up for paranormal security duty
If I die to a ghost, at least I die knowing that ghosts exist, so I can come back and haunt the shit out of everyone.
Isn’t there a post here from someone who did the exact same thing, but with their goldfish?
Speaking as someone with plantar fasciitis who can’t walk ten feet without inserts: you sleep on a different floor from your bathroom?
If you walk down the stairs like that; you’re gonna have a bad time.
