Inside the truck officers found a “custom bong device built into the dash of the truck so he could comfortably smoke drugs while driving”. Meth, heroin, and fentanyl were also discovered, as well as the stolen items.
The driver of the truck had 97 prior arrests. He is facing charges of DUI, eluding, and possession of narcotics. The passenger was turned over to Centralia PD for organized retail theft.
Goddamn dude
Woah!
…based based based based based…
97 prior arrests sounds like police harrassment, not illegal behavior.
logic this through with me. if he’d been convicted, there would be a hell of a lot fewer arrests.
Under other circumstances, I might agree with you, but the guy built a bong into his dashboard.
That’s an impressive level of commitment to DUI.
it’s not convictions, it’s arrests. after i’d been arrested (not convicted) 60 times, fuck obeying the law. the social contract broke.
So close to 100! Wonder what the Guinness World Record is?
I am pissed off that I watched that video, and they didn’t show the damn dash bong.
yeah, i can think of a few rigs that are pretty easy to slap together but like, i’m stealing your rims if you want me to do that. and your distributor. fuck driving inebriated, i’ll build you a hotbox but not a rolling one.
This is the post where I quit thinking you were cool. Now if you’ll excuse me it’s my rip, can’t smoke drive and text. Not enough hands!
knees dude knees
What if, hear me out, you confiscated the car at any of the previous 95 stops?
Oh yeah this is America so it will make it impossible for you to live… You know what, in that scenario dash bong seems totally reasonable.
Somehow, we manage to have the problem of assholes like this racking up dozens upon dozens of priors with (obviously) ineffective punishment and would-be productive citizens languishing with long prison sentences for trivial offenses at the same time.
But, but, I need a photo of this performance mod…
What a great example of why police chases shouldn’t be a thing, the cop was more dangerous than Smokey Pete.
Cop tried bumping the truck on a fucking two-lane road with a car coming the opposite way. Holy Cheez-its.
I remember them shooting at a hijacked FedEx truck
It couldn’t go fast anyway, had a tracker and was stuck in traffic with cars everywhere.
It was going nowhere.
No negotiating or thinking, the cops just started firing.
They killed everyone in the truck (driver/victim also) and at least 1 (or more if I remember correctly) of the unlucky commuters in the line of fire.It’s almost as it cops aren’t intelligent.
Reminds me of a story I heard like 20-30 years ago. Some German dude wrecked his Merc on the autobahn… the cops get there and he just wreaks of schnapps but they find no bottles, no means of consumption. The car gets towed to a police station to be examined and they found that he had diverted the window washing tank into the cabin, dude wants a pug of schnapps and he hits his window washer button.
That is a level of ingenuity that I love to see in people. Application of it is nooot great but he’s got the spirit.
Don’t you mean spirits?
Dumbass cop was about to pitt maneuver this truck into an innocent car.
Yeah, high speed chases are monumentally stupid. Just use the radio to set up a road block.
Or, as is commonly done elsewhere, get their plates and a photo, and drop by their house later (unless they’re an active threat to public safety of course).
This is literally the SOP in a lot of other countries: You don’t chase someone in a vehicle unless you absolutely have to. You rather just identify them and apprehend them at a later point.
Haha! You fell into the trap of my nuclear powered hyper bike! I never have to stop! Bwahahaha! Man, I gotta take a dump tho, fr.
You don’t have a toilet built into that thing?
Too much aerodynamic drag.
just put a hole in the seat with some electric scissors (so i guess nuclear powered snippers) to slice off dingleberries. just, uh, if you’ve got some bait and tackle and don’t want the at-home forcefemming don’t forget to grab your gaff
Why was he let go with so many priors?
Ethical catch and release
0·25 days agoWhy should he be locked up just because of a bunch of stupid laws?
Because the law is still valid? If you consider the law stupid, do something against it.
I personally don’t consider it stupid to forbid driving under influence, regardless of the means.
Because the law is still valid?
Are you asking me or telling me? Because either way no it isn’t. Laws are bullshit and you should break them just on principle.
Sorry, all of them? You don’t think that sometimes, it’s good for some things to not be allowed?
does it not “being allowed” mean it won’t happen?
In the case of this gentleman, I suppose not. However, I believe that driving after consuming drugs that impede your ability to drive should have a punishment of some kind. It is a matter of public safety. It’s irresponsible to drink and drive, it’s irresponsible to be on heroin while driving.
Agreed. But it should be your own morality that prevents that. A law shouldn’t even be something you consider when making the decision not to.
Hell ya. Say yes to drugs, be crime, do gay, ACAB.
You should definitely NOT read the story, because if you do, you’ll feel really fucking stupid for saying that.
I did read the story. He sounds like a man who knows how to have a good time. And he was helping someone shoplift, so that’s mutual aid.
Fuck cops, fuck corporations, fuck the law.
Driving under the influence is not cool in any situation though
You must appreciate his persistence.
Paywall BTW.
99th time’s the charm!
Do I smell a late night talk show?!
