Full title: The earliest account of successful human flight is of a Chinese prince, who in 559 was forced to jump off a tower, strapped to a large kite. He survived the ordeal after gliding a considerable distance, and was subsequently starved to death in prison.

  • trolololol@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I’d go further and say you must start from a standing position. Or else I can prove rocks can fly.

    Addressed to those murican brothers. Signed: a Brazilian fan of Santos Dumont.