Well there were repeated, detailed investigations into the election to gather that evidence.
We just need to give the same amount of scrutiny to the question of whether JD Vance fucks couches. Let’s get a senate subcommittee and stuff.
Let’s lube up a leather couch, put it under a crate propped up with a stick in his Senate office, and once we catch him, see if the trap is filled with little Ottoman Vances.
Okay I feel like I’d be more sympathetic if I knew what kind of couch it is. If it was something like a hideous faux-suede Ashley’s sectional, straight to the gas chambers, but if I’m supposed to be shaming this man for a little d’homme à Canapé leather lovin’ with an original chrome-spec Le Corbusier, then I won’t take part in your witch hunt.
I heard he even got pegged by a La-Z-Boy
Many fine people are saying it.
I heard that he shamed and belittled the couch for not getting pregnant, and said if he ever had the power, he would revoke its right to vote
