formergijoe@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThere's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareThere's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch.formergijoe@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoWell there were repeated, detailed investigations into the election to gather that evidence. We just need to give the same amount of scrutiny to the question of whether JD Vance fucks couches. Let’s get a senate subcommittee and stuff.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoLet’s lube up a leather couch, put it under a crate propped up with a stick in his Senate office, and once we catch him, see if the trap is filled with little Ottoman Vances.
Well there were repeated, detailed investigations into the election to gather that evidence.
We just need to give the same amount of scrutiny to the question of whether JD Vance fucks couches. Let’s get a senate subcommittee and stuff.
Let’s lube up a leather couch, put it under a crate propped up with a stick in his Senate office, and once we catch him, see if the trap is filled with little Ottoman Vances.