• BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    The 133 real heros are the attackers that stop the attack by leaving the scene of the crime promptly to avoid incarceration.

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      11 days ago

      I smelled burnt toast and laughed, then decided to like this comment for reasons that still elude me… There is a stabbing pain in my cranium and I’m tearing up without knowing why.

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        11 days ago

        That’s just what happens when you read something really funny. Don’t go to the ER cause you definitely don’t have something life threatening happening to you. You can trust me my sister is a doctor.