Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square47fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoI got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
minus-squareSean@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months ago“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” -Mitch Hedberg
I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
-Mitch Hedberg