Nah, come to Baltimore. It ain’t even on this list

guy can’t be super saiyan all the time

Funny, I have a cousin who worked as a massage therapist at a physical therapy clinic who was in a similar boat, to the point where many players would ask for her by name because of how she didn’t talk shop with them

Ok, can you explain without just repeating your comment?

how so?

Tired: children are seen as livestock to some

Wired: children are seen as pets or trophies to some

Inspired: CHILDREN ARE NATURE MANIFEST!

Serving dishes

The cow can move when it wants to. It is not stuck

https://youtu.be/3f3RUzl86G8

Have you tried putting your shoe laces in your pocket? That’ll keep em tied

Relationship goals

Everyone I asked for partnership said no

I’m confused. Where’s the 50 people in the bats?

If you get junk mail with a return envelope, it’s automatically paid by whoever sent it, so you can mail back whatever you want, like vulgar imagery or blank forms

Push up bras never cost me a job cause some snotty business owner who don’t know color theory wanted to save a buck

Dude’s very polite

You sure about that last bulletpoint?

Not their fault. Alzhemirs, dementia, and other such memory ailments are really hard to solve

Do you think seeing the author’s name on the front of a book is also an ad?

Then their memorial goes picture in picture for

“And a little bit of Chicken Fried”