Upvoted for calling me attractive!

D’awww!

Is it bad that I didn’t know masturbation was a thing until AFTER I had already had sex? My girlfriend was like “Why are your loads always so massive??? How often do you jerk off???”

And I was like “…what do you mean by jerk off?”

Narrator: They did.

I’ve seen plenty of youtube videos to know people are dumb enough to try this.

I literally checked to see if this was one of the two communities I mod. It’s not. Otherwise I’d have swung the ban hammer.

Now, lets say you got 4 of these turtles together, and had them be raised by a rat. And taught them martial arts…

Do you think you might have a chance at meeting that cute reporter girl on the news?

AND A 3D BY THOSE DAMN DUDDLEYS!!!

Damn. I was just about to reply the same thing. But instead of an emoji, I was going to say “Pick one!”

…I’m stealing this. I’m going to pitch this to cartoon network. The capy would have this real slow deep voice, and not get excited about anything, but he’s always just chill and happy to be there.

And the meerkat would basically be this coke riddled hyperactive spazzo.

Is it bad that I want to cast Dan “Dan” Avidan as the Capybara, and Arin Hanson as the Meerkat?

The show could be called “Spooples and friends”. None of the characters are named “Spooples”, and we never explain the name of the show.

Well now I want a meerkat and a capybara!

Guys! It’s not NSFW because she said fuck. It’s NSFW because the bird is a tit.

who’s going to serve the middle and the bottom income levels?

And laughter ensued from the 1%

Dude…the line was crossed like 7 years ago when ICE agents just started raiding innocent peoples homes, and kidnapping them in unmarked vans.

THIS is so far past the line we csn’t even see the line. The line is a dot from here.

the tow truck thingy

Ah yes, the technical term.

…I don’t get it.

Mine are in my arms.

Preventable deaths from covid. Which is where we got when trump REFUSED to take any action for the health of this countries citizens.

In Ohio we have/had Mike DeWine as govenor. Now, DeWine is a republican. And if covid never happened, I wouldn’t like DeWine in any way. I don’t agree with his politics. I don’t agree with his policies. In general I don’t support him.

However, for the duration of covid, he listened to health experts. He put in place safety regulations and lockdowns designed to help every single citizen in the face of an at the time uncurable deadly pandemic.

He put aside his ego. He put aside his political party. He put aside all the bullshit and did what was right WHILE HIS OWN PARTY MEMBERS THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS FOR IT.

For that, I have to begrudgingly respect him for what he did. He put the human first at the cost of his own career.

Meanwhile, trump let 1 million plus people die, and shrugged.

You should post this to:

!enshittification@lemmy.world

Well, no. Not an unmonitored room. I want cameras in that room, and to stream it in ppv.

Also, the parents are allowed to bring non-gun weapons into the room.

I’d make popcorn!

Well, he’s a self described incel. I don’t think anyone is blowing him.