She’s definitely white bread.

Nice

They’re dead because: wrong country, wrong color, and wrong race.

Cheeto Chimp and Hegscum don’t have the balls to mess with a European, mostly Caucasian nation.

Beetlejuice…

Ha, no. Definitely not true in the U.S.

I’m thinking of visiting Montreal for beer. Crossing North from Vermont… y’all gonna kick my ass before I can spend that glorious USD $$ ?

It’s obviously the correct answer.

No

The South Park episode with ICE recruits is hilarious and probably non-fiction.

No words for a fake icon.

Not fuzzy. No “god”. End story.

There is no “god”. Stupid post.

You seriously overestimate how much Americans care about their kids. There’s literally a pedophile running the country living in the White House.

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

Andromedans. {see Bugonia}

People around me, don’t say that. We say, “Turn the temp down”.

Down!

Ummm, what kinda wacky thermostat do you have? My colder AC is with turning the temp down.

I ❤️ Tiny Desk.

That’s plain ol’ fucking stupid.

How the fuck does this have anything to do with Cats?