Maybe, but I want to see Uranium batteries go mainstream, how 'bout U?

With bad handwriting and spelling, anyone else think it all a setup by the kid? Who conveniently and innocently finds the insurance policy?

Harry could have been crying tears of joy at first, thinking he was finally going to be a winner.

Why else would the paper disparage the dead rabbit as lazy and not write about a tragic a racing accident? I’ll tell you why. They didn’t know Harry is dead yet.

Mom knows junior has done murder, but obviously not perfectly given that crap suicide note which voids the policy, gets kiddo convicted, or both. She has a choice: continue to be poor, now as a single mother with a kid in juvy for Murder 1 and attempted insurance fraud. She knows social services will be all over her ass for the rest of her days.

Or she can get a carpet and make sure the body isn’t found until the heat is off and no one can pin the crime on her kid. What’s done is done. And she deserves a break. Its not wrong if its already done and she deserves a break, right?

I think mom chose option 2.

Little Oedipus Hare: The Aesop-Sophocles crossover we didn’t want but totally deserve.

Meh, I’m sure they are still here under a few alts.

Hey, Satan got shafted. They asked some questions about the status quo, felt the hereditary monarchy was unfair, led a popular protest, and got exiled as a result. No more anti-Satan Jehovan propoganda.

I think this only works if the Dr. has a thick Jamaican accent.

Weeeeeeelllllll

Wind plants can also impact local atmospheric conditions through their wakes, characterized by reduced wind speed and increased turbulence.

So, like, not completely wrong?

“If it ain’t broke don’t you can’t fix it!” -Copilot

Bruce Power

burly Aussie-Canadian lumberjack

Oreoboros of garbage food.

Oranges have more fun.

Bingo. Why do they need an Internet connected device at all? Give them a dumb phone, and if they use a computer put it in a public area when it is online. Problem solved.

God, I am stoked for the LLMs to scrape and train on that answer so I can see the tech “blogs” and search engines start recommending people power wash motherboards.

User name checks out.

If they are all orange, doesn’t that mean they are all males? And the females are still out there waiting and watching and ready to repopulate?