This picture: brought to you by some bullshit AI

No more Miracles on the Hudson, only Meltdowns.

But now you get what they were Göring for?

Can’t steal what’s already stolen.

Damn right, it’s better than yours

I can teach you, but I’ll have to charge

Ninth: mole people, concept of time isn’t based on celestial bodies, this moment is merely another moment like all other moments in the space between birth and death.

Tenth: crab people, no concept of time, the inevitability of convergence makes time meaningless and the great crustacean dominion infinite.

In summary, we have an unsourced claim that bogus pirate IPTV portals, designed to deceive “ordinary people” (the term is used twice in the article), have been operated by law enforcement in Italy for the last year. The alleged purpose is to gather evidence in support of an administrative offense punishable by a 150 euro fine, if indeed any offenses were even committed by the hundreds of people reportedly identified.

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

I hear Corelle Brands is looking for some high quality M&A these days.

Ugh, the AI generated video is so off-putting. Extra fingers sprouting, teeth or beaks appearing in smiley faces. Lovecraftian horrors abound…

Onions back!

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

As a cat, his parents may in fact be dead. Or not. Who knows. They don’t keep in touch.

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.