Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

I hear Corelle Brands is looking for some high quality M&A these days.

Ugh, the AI generated video is so off-putting. Extra fingers sprouting, teeth or beaks appearing in smiley faces. Lovecraftian horrors abound…

Onions back!

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

As a cat, his parents may in fact be dead. Or not. Who knows. They don’t keep in touch.

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

Italians making Westerns in the 60s: “Alla come viene, viene.”

Cat: “I know exactly what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel.”

I hope bears are not like cats, where brushing can cause a sudden switch from happy purring to happy murder spasms.

Housing problem solved?

Seems like we’re overdue.

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